Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
so miku is opening for lady gaga
there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
Kristina Shapran werking it during her 2011 Vaganova Ballet Academy graduation exam.