so not only is christmas coming up, so is exo’s holiday-themed comeback. and to celebrate all of this, i decided i’ll give away miracles in december.
what you’ll win:
▹ exo’s miracles in december album + poster in tube (korean or chinese ver. your choice.)
▹ a gift basket filled with treats (like candies, snacks, etc)
anyone can enter.
two people will win. each person will get one album/gift basket.
you don’t have to follow me cause this is for christmas (but if you do, that’d be nice of you)
you can reblog this twice at the most. i’m just afraid of the notes resetting or something of the sort happening before the giveaway is over. so to give everyone a fair shot, i’m only allowing two reblogs per person.
you can also like this post and it will count as an entry.
if you’re under 18 please have your parents permission to enter. if you win, i will need your address and i don’t want them to freak out.
the giveaway will end on december 24, 2013 and the winners will be notified december 25th. i’ll wait till after christmas to ship because shipping during the holiday season is horrible, trust me on this. (just think of it as a late christmas present or something)
no giveaway blogs pls.
that’s pretty much it. if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask me. good luck! (✿◠‿◠)
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
(Note: Source Links in the Years)
- 2017: tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven’s fluffy chicken makes a guest star appearance at the new president’s inauguration. “it’s been my life goal to meet you” says the president
- 2020: tumblr has tripled the amount of blogs registered. Every pun imaginable has been made, all photos of random things in rooms have been taken in HD format, all quotes have been said. There are no more recognizable url’s, even fahjtekysuleirdtyrzdsd and jiput4qwar8tgahwsf8g9bosdiv are taken. It is a dark time. The end is near.
- 2023: Arthur has just begun its 26th season
The new voice actor’s voice has become so squeaky that only Arthur fans’ dogs can hear him
- 2025: scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
- 2053: a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
- 2066: physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
- 2068: Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems.
- 2088: there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
- 2137: You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it.
‘Yes, same here! :)’
And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.
- 3009: a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
- 4000: 500 years after the last great war.
Humanity survives in small nomadic tribes.
One tribe has uncovered an ancient artifact from before the wars. They believe if they can solve its riddle, they may be able to unite humanity once more.
What’s amazing is how well some of these fit together…
6000: Tumblr still has the same shitty video player.
if youre having a bad day just watch this
there is good in the world
Only reason I would ever want to live in NYC lol
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
‘he’s not even hot!!’
woa.. it’s almost like.. they chose him because of his acting abilities… not his physical appearance…. take it in, kids..
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.