kidouyuuto:

im looking for more blogs to follow! please reblog this if you post any of the following:

  • illuminati conspiracies
  • pictures of ronald reagan
  • a carton of milk
  • tupac rising from the grave

teenshealthandfitness:

So useful!

"better get off Tumblr now"

disneyismyescape:

bacon-and-cute-butts:

image"but wait what is that?!"

so accurate it hurts

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

teacupsinyoursmile:

I read it like he did

teacupsinyoursmile:

I read it like he did

bryankonietzko:

jhonenv:

Making people who want sketches draw what they want me to draw first. Keeps it fun for me, and stressful for them!

Ha ha, BRILLIANT!

bryankonietzko:

jhonenv:

Making people who want sketches draw what they want me to draw first. Keeps it fun for me, and stressful for them!

Ha ha, BRILLIANT!

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

things I should be doing: reading
things I want to do: read
thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

heyfunniest:

notkatniss:
THEY FILMED CATCHING FIRE AT A F***IN WATER PARK

heyfunniest:

notkatniss:

THEY FILMED CATCHING FIRE AT A F***IN WATER PARK

dovahkief:

One of the most influential game developers of all time everyone

rapmonsters:

why does the australian flag look like it was made in 3 minutes on ms paint

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